It must have seemed a mad affectation from a rich eccentric to move a swamp of mangrove trees and the coastal waters drained from some tiny nameless Caribbean isle! I assure you, the cost of this artificial biome was staggering.  But my friends, money can buy more than trees, dirt, and water. It can buy research – so much blasted research! In the end, it’s quite simple: we found it. The formula! An alchemical recipe partially reflected in centuries of degenerate voodoo and witchcraft. A lost science, which we will resurrect under the full moon!

I require only a volunteer to begin.

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