“So why you go to all the effort? Hiring the crazy turtle dragon guy, the lava pits, the castle…the whole nine yards?” “Everybody knows a lady has to play hard to get if she wants to keep boys interested.”
“Boys? You mean those two plumbers? With the color-coded overalls? You really must be desperate.”
“Desperate? No. Just practical. I need to get married!”
“Married? Why bother? You’re already a princess!”
“Look buddy, if your maiden name was ‘Toadstool’ you’d want to get hitched, too. Now zip it until he gets here. Tell him I’m in another castle.”